1 00;00;06;00 00;00;12;02 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00;03;33;21 00;03;37;15 Mod f-x-square, d-x. 3 00;03;39;15 00;03;43;01 So please finish Percival for next time. 4 00;03;43;05 00;03;48;11 I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up. 5 00;03;50;25 00;03;54;02 Thank you, Steven. 6 00;03;54;07 00;03;59;03 I also put an advanced Fourier system on the main hallway chalkboard. 7 00;03;59;05 00;04;01;23 I'm hoping that one of you might prove it by the end of the semester. 8 00;04;02;02 00;04;05;00 Now the person to do so will not only be in my good graces... 9 00;04;05;04 00;04;08;04 but also go on to fame and fortune... 10 00;04;08;08 00;04;11;07 by having their accomplishment recorded and their name printed... 11 00;04;11;10 00;04;13;10 in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech. 12 00;04;13;13 00;04;17;24 Former winners include Nobel laureates, Field's medal winners... 13 00;04;18;03 00;04;22;20 renowned astrophysicists and lowly M.I.T. professors. 14 00;04;22;23 00;04;26;07 Well, that's all. If you have any questions... 15 00;04;26;09 00;04;29;20 I'm sure that Tom has the answers. 16 00;05;05;02 00;05;07;07 Hi, Will. 17 00;05;07;11 00;05;09;09 - Kirsten, how you doing? - I'm all right. How are you? 18 00;05;09;12 00;05;12;15 - Good. - I didn't get on Cathy last night. 19 00;05;12;19 00;05;13;22 - No? - No. 20 00;05;14;01 00;05;15;10 - Why not? - I don't know. 21 00;05;15;14 00;05;17;18 - Cathy! - What? 22 00;05;17;22 00;05;20;06 Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie... 23 00;05;20;10 00;05;22;16 - you usually throw at me? - Oh, fuck you... 24 00;05;22;20 00;05;25;03 and your Irish curse, Chuckie. 25 00;05;25;07 00;05;29;03 Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? 26 00;05;29;07 00;05;32;16 - Go home and give it a tug yourself. - Tootsie Roll! 27 00;05;32;18 00;05;34;17 T-Toots! 28 00;05;34;21 00;05;37;25 She's missin' a tooth, Will. 29 00;05;38;05 00;05;41;03 She's got skin problems. I don't... 30 00;05;41;07 00;05;44;06 Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up marryin' her, you know what I mean? 31 00;05;44;10 00;05;46;23 There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife. 32 00;05;47;02 00;05;49;14 It's wrong. Where you goin'? 33 00;05;49;17 00;05;54;02 - I'm gonna take off. - Fuck you, you're takin' off. It's, like, what, 10:00? 34 00;05;54;06 00;05;56;10 No, I'm tired. 35 00;05;58;19 00;06;00;16 Irish curse? 36 00;06;00;19 00;06;03;14 She don't know. There ain't no Irish curse. 37 00;07;11;07 00;07;13;21 Out! Stop pressuring me back. 38 00;07;14;01 00;07;18;03 Stop crowding the plate! Which one will it be? 39 00;07;20;19 00;07;22;22 You're gonna get charged, you know that? 40 00;07;23;02 00;07;26;12 You think I'm afraid of you, you big fuck? You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate. 41 00;07;26;15 00;07;31;01 Hey, uh, Casey's bouncin' up a bar at Harvard next week. We should go up there. 42 00;07;31;05 00;07;33;07 - What are we gonna do up there? - I don't know. 43 00;07;33;10 00;07;37;09 We'll fuck up some smart kids. Probably fit right in. 44 00;07;39;08 00;07;41;24 Ow! Fuckin' punk. 45 00;07;42;03 00;07;46;09 - Oh, what's up? You still tough? - Come on! 46 00;07;46;12 00;07;48;05 Come on. Come on. That's it. 47 00;07;50;03 00;07;55;01 I'd hold you forever here 48 00;07;55;06 00;07;58;20 In my arms 49 00;07;58;24 00;08;00;21 - Professor Lambeau? - Yes? 50 00;08;00;24 00;08;04;05 I'm in your applied theories class. We're all up at the math and science building. 51 00;08;04;09 00;08;08;11 Come here. It's Saturday. 52 00;08;08;15 00;08;11;25 - Unless you wanna have a drink with me tonight. - Maybe. 53 00;08;12;04 00;08;14;02 We just couldn't wait until Monday to find out. 54 00;08;14;07 00;08;17;21 - Find out what? - Who proved the theorem. 55 00;08;39;02 00;08;43;18 This is correct. Who did this? 56 00;08;43;22 00;08;46;02 - Jack? - It wasn't me. 57 00;08;46;06 00;08;48;21 - Nemesh? - N-No way. 58 00;08;52;25 00;08;55;17 - Come on, Joey, now! - Billy, McNamara's up. 59 00;08;55;23 00;08;58;08 Come on, kid! 60 00;08;58;10 00;09;00;12 - Joey, dig it out! Dig it out! - Son of a bitch! 61 00;09;00;17 00;09;04;03 Bring it down, Mac! That's how to do it! Attaboy! Take two, Mac. 62 00;09;07;02 00;09;11;16 Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the striped pants? She's got a nice ass. 63 00;09;11;20 00;09;14;18 - Yeah, that's a real nice ass. - Who's the guy she's with? 64 00;09;14;21 00;09;18;02 That fuckin' guinea. I hate that little bitch. Will knows him. 65 00;09;18;06 00;09;20;20 Yeah, I do. Yeah, fuckin' Carmine Scarpaglia. 66 00;09;20;23 00;09;23;20 - That guy used to beat the shit out of me in kindergarten. - That guy? 67 00;09;23;23 00;09;26;02 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 68 00;09;26;06 00;09;28;18 Fuck this. Let's get some food. 69 00;09;28;23 00;09;32;24 - Oh, what, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her? - Fuck her. 70 00;09;33;05 00;09;35;13 - I could go for a Whopper. - Let's go to Kelly's. 71 00;09;35;16 00;09;38;17 Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's just 'cause you like the take-out girl. 72 00;09;38;20 00;09;42;24 - It's 15 minutes out of our way. - What the fuck are we gonna do? We can't spare 15 minutes? 73 00;09;46;14 00;09;47;23 Double burger. 74 00;09;48;25 00;09;50;24 Double burger. 75 00;09;51;02 00;09;53;25 Chuck, I had a double burger. 76 00;09;54;04 00;09;57;05 Would you shut the fuck up! I know what you ordered. I was there. 77 00;09;57;09 00;10;00;07 - So give me my fuckin' sandwich. - What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it. 78 00;10;00;12 00;10;02;04 Morgan, how much money you got on you? 79 00;10;02;09 00;10;04;25 I said I'd get change when I get the snow cone. 80 00;10;05;06 00;10;08;15 I said that when we pulled up. Give me my sandwich and stop bein'a prick. 81 00;10;08;19 00;10;11;19 All right, well, give me your fuckin' 16 cents that you got on you now. 82 00;10;11;24 00;10;16;06 We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway. Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya. 83 00;10;16;10 00;10;18;22 We'll put you on a program. Every day you come in here with your six cents. 84 00;10;19;00 00;10;22;04 - At the end of the week, you get your sandwich. - Are you gonna be an asshole? 85 00;10;22;07 00;10;26;11 What am I, fuckin'sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. 86 00;10;26;15 00;10;29;07 Like how you bought your couch...payment plans. 87 00;10;29;11 00;10;32;16 Remember how your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year. 88 00;10;32;20 00;10;34;16 She finally got her couch Rent-A-Center style. 89 00;10;34;21 00;10;37;25 - Can I have my food, please? - Here's your fuckin'double burger. 90 00;10;39;22 00;10;42;07 - Whoa! - Hey, hold up, Chuck. 91 00;10;42;10 00;10;44;18 - Slow it down. - Who do we got? 92 00;10;44;22 00;10;46;18 - I don't know yet. - Hey, douche bag! 93 00;10;46;22 00;10;49;08 Yeah, you, you skank face! 94 00;10;49;12 00;10;53;20 - Shut the fuck up. - Get outta here. - What are you worried about? 95 00;10;53;24 00;10;55;21 Why don't you lick my love stick? 96 00;10;55;24 00;11;00;23 We seen the guy 15 minutes ago. We should've fight him then. We're eatin'our snacks now. 97 00;11;01;02 00;11;03;01 - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'. - I'm not goin'. - So don't go. 98 00;11;03;06 00;11;06;24 - I'm not goin'. - Fuckin' go, Morgan. 99 00;11;07;02 00;11;09;12 Let me tell you somethin'. If you're not out there in two fuckin'seconds... 100 00;11;09;18 00;11;11;11 when I'm done with them, you're next. 101 00;11;11;15 00;11;15;15 Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember, we went to kindergarten together. 102 00;11;15;20 00;11;19;04 Way down the street there's a light in his place 103 00;11;19;08 00;11;23;05 He opens the door, he's got that look on his face 104 00;11;29;24 00;11;33;09 - Fuckin; let's go, man. - Step on his fuckin'head. 105 00;11;33;12 00;11;37;10 Get his ass on the ground. Stop that motherfucker. 106 00;11;43;23 00;11;45;20 Motherfucker, die! 107 00;11;45;23 00;11;49;05 - Carter! - Come on! - 108 00;11;59;22 00;12;04;03 Will! Will, come on! 109 00;12;04;06 00;12;07;16 Will, come on. Let's go. Let's go. 110 00;12;08;22 00;12;10;23 Easy, brother, easy. 111 00;12;11;02 00;12;14;12 - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out. - Come here! 112 00;12;14;16 00;12;15;25 Whoa! Whoa! 113 00;12;21;22 00;12;23;08 Ah. Fuck. 114 00;12;30;14 00;12;34;22 Is it just my imagination, or has my class grown considerably? 115 00;12;35;01 00;12;38;00 Well, by no stretch of my imagination... 116 00;12;38;04 00;12;40;17 do I believe you've all come here to hear me lecture. 117 00;12;40;21 00;12;45;14 Rather, to ascertain the identity of the mystery math magician. 118 00;12;45;18 00;12;50;17 So without further adieu, come forward, silent rogue, and receive thy prize. 119 00;13;00;24 00;13;05;07 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint my spectators, but... 120 00;13;05;11 00;13;08;03 it seems there will be no unmasking here today. 121 00;13;08;06 00;13;12;09 However, uh, my colleagues and I have conferred... 122 00;13;12;12 00;13;15;00 and there is a problem on the board right now... 123 00;13;15;04 00;13;18;08 that took us more than two years to prove. 124 00;13;18;12 00;13;22;02 So let this be said: The gauntlet has been thrown down... 125 00;13;22;08 00;13;26;05 but the faculty have answered and answered with vigor. 126 00;13;38;25 00;13;40;22 Hey, when's the arraignment? 127 00;13;41;01 00;13;42;23 Next week. 128 00;14;07;23 00;14;10;13 Sorry. 129 00;14;10;16 00;14;12;15 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 130 00;14;14;08 00;14;16;15 That's people's work. You can't graffiti here. 131 00;14;16;19 00;14;19;10 - Don't you walk away from me! - Hey, fuck you! 132 00;14;19;14 00;14;22;14 Oh, you're a clever one. What's your name? 133 00;14;45;01 00;14;46;23 Oh, my God. 134 00;14;53;16 00;14;55;13 Looks right. 135 00;15;11;04 00;15;14;10 Will, how retarded do you gotta be to get fired from that job? 136 00;15;14;14 00;15;17;04 I mean, how hard is it to push a motherfuckin' broom around? 137 00;15;17;07 00;15;19;06 Mitch, you got fired from pushin' a fuckin' broom. 138 00;15;19;10 00;15;21;17 I got fired 'cause management was restructuring. 139 00;15;21;21 00;15;24;12 Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had workin' for 'em. 140 00;15;24;16 00;15;26;20 Shut up. You get canned more than tuna, bitch. 141 00;15;26;25 00;15;30;06 At least I got a motherfuckin'job right now, don't I? 142 00;15;30;10 00;15;35;23 - Why'd you get fired, Will? Come on. - Management was restructuring. 143 00;15;36;04 00;15;38;14 - My uncle could probably get you on a demo team. - Can he do that? 144 00;15;38;19 00;15;41;01 You kiddin' me! I asked you yesterday if I could get a job. 145 00;15;41;09 00;15;43;07 And I told you "no" yesterday. 146 00;15;43;10 00;15;45;23 - What's up, Casey? - What's up, Case? - What's up, Big Case? 147 00;15;48;23 00;15;51;22 Let's sit over here. 148 00;15;52;00 00;15;53;22 All right. Let's go. 149 00;15;58;13 00;16;02;01 Oh, this is... this is a Harvard bar, huh? 150 00;16;02;06 00;16;04;11 I thought there'd be, like, equations and shit on the wall. 151 00;16;06;13 00;16;10;04 I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house. 152 00;16;17;05 00;16;21;09 Timeout. I'm gonna have to bust a little move on them Harvard hotties down there at the bar. 153 00;16;21;13 00;16;25;08 - Work some magic. - Get some potion for us. 154 00;16;40;04 00;16;43;10 - - Oh, hello. - Oh, hello. 155 00;16;43;16 00;16;45;15 - Hi. How are ya? - Fine. 156 00;16;45;21 00;16;47;18 - So, do you ladies, uh... - Come here often? 157 00;16;47;21 00;16;49;17 Do I come here? I come here a bit. 158 00;16;49;21 00;16;52;21 I'm here, you know, from time to time. 159 00;16;52;24 00;16;55;08 - Do you go to school here? - Yep. 160 00;16;55;11 00;17;00;15 - Yeah, that's it. I think I had a class with you. - Oh, yeah. What class? 161 00;17;00;18 00;17;02;15 - History. - Maybe. 162 00;17;02;18 00;17;04;16 Yes, I think that's what it was. 163 00;17;04;20 00;17;08;08 You don't necessarily... may not remember me. You know, I like it here. 164 00;17;08;12 00;17;12;12 - It doesn't mean 'cause I go here, I'm a genius. I am very smart. - Hey. 165 00;17;12;16 00;17;14;10 - Hey, how's it goin'? How are ya? - Good. How ya doin'? 166 00;17;14;14 00;17;17;01 What class did you say that was? 167 00;17;17;07 00;17;19;03 - History. - Yeah. 168 00;17;19;07 00;17;22;17 Just history? It must have been a survey course then. 169 00;17;22;22 00;17;24;19 - Yeah, it was. It was surveys. - Right. 170 00;17;24;22 00;17;27;04 You should check it out. It's a good course. It'd be a good class. 171 00;17;27;08 00;17;31;19 - How'd you like that course? - You know, frankly... 172 00;17;31;23 00;17;34;13 - I found that class, you know, rather elementary. - Elementary. 173 00;17;34;16 00;17;36;14 - You know, I don't doubt that it was. - Yeah. 174 00;17;36;16 00;17;39;16 I, uh, I remember that class. 175 00;17;39;19 00;17;43;05 It was, um... It was just between recess and lunch. 176 00;17;43;08 00;17;45;20 Clark, why don't you go away? 177 00;17;45;23 00;17;48;11 - Why don't you relax? - Why don't you go away? 178 00;17;48;16 00;17;51;02 - I'm just havin' fun with my new friend. - Are we gonna have a problem? 179 00;17;51;06 00;17;53;19 No, no, no, no. There's no problem here. 180 00;17;54;00 00;17;57;09 I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution... 181 00;17;57;13 00;18;00;15 of the market economy in the southern colonies. 182 00;18;00;19 00;18;06;02 My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities... 183 00;18;06;06 00;18;08;23 especially in the southern colonies... 184 00;18;09;01 00;18;11;15 could most aptly be characterized as... 185 00;18;11;19 00;18;13;16 - agrarian precapitalist. - Let me tell you somethin'. 186 00;18;13;19 00;18;16;01 Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student. 187 00;18;16;04 00;18;20;05 You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian... Pete Garrison, probably... 188 00;18;20;09 00;18;22;11 You're gonna be convinced of that till next month when you get to James Lemon. 189 00;18;22;16 00;18;25;14 Then you're gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania... 190 00;18;25;19 00;18;28;19 were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. 191 00;18;28;24 00;18;32;08 That's gonna last until next year. You're gonna be in here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood... 192 00;18;32;11 00;18;35;11 talkin' about, you know, the prerevolutionary utopia... 193 00;18;35;15 00;18;38;11 and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization. 194 00;18;38;15 00;18;40;21 Well, as a matter of fact, I won't... 195 00;18;40;25 00;18;44;05 because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of... 196 00;18;44;08 00;18;47;16 Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions... 197 00;18;47;20 00;18;50;25 predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth. 198 00;18;51;03 00;18;55;07 You got that from Vickers' Work in Essex County. Page 98, right? 199 00;18;55;13 00;18;57;24 I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? 200 00;18;58;04 00;19;01;16 Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? 201 00;19;01;22 00;19;04;22 Or is that your thing? You come into a bar. You read some obscure passage. 202 00;19;05;02 00;19;07;21 Then pretend... pawn it off as your own. 203 00;19;07;25 00;19;11;12 As your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrass my friend? 204 00;19;11;15 00;19;15;05 See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years... 205 00;19;15;09 00;19;17;06 you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own. 206 00;19;17;09 00;19;19;25 You're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. 207 00;19;20;03 00;19;21;20 One: Don't do that. 208 00;19;21;23 00;19;24;22 And two: You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education... 209 00;19;25;01 00;19;27;24 you could've got for $1.50 in late charges at the public library. 210 00;19;30;10 00;19;32;20 Yeah, but I will have a degree... 211 00;19;33;00 00;19;38;04 and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive through on our way to a skiing trip. 212 00;19;38;08 00;19;41;06 Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal. 213 00;19;41;10 00;19;45;23 If you have a problem with that, we could step outside. We could figure it out. 214 00;19;46;01 00;19;50;05 No, man, there's no problem. It's cool. 215 00;19;50;09 00;19;52;05 - It's cool? - Yeah. 216 00;19;52;09 00;19;55;05 - Cool. - Damn right, it's cool. 217 00;19;55;09 00;19;57;17 How do you like me now? 218 00;20;00;17 00;20;02;25 My boy's wicked smart. 219 00;20;03;06 00;20;07;02 I just spent three minutes in this fuckin' place and run into a barney, huh? 220 00;20;09;04 00;20;10;21 There it is. 221 00;20;11;04 00;20;13;00 - Nice to meet you. - They were fine, man. 222 00;20;13;04 00;20;17;23 I was gonna close the deal, but then Chuck... Billy insulted one of'em... 223 00;20;18;00 00;20;21;13 The heavyset girl said I had a receding hairline, and I was a few pounds overweight. 224 00;20;21;17 00;20;23;13 And I was, like, "Go fuck yourself." 225 00;20;24;17 00;20;26;13 I swallowed a bug. 226 00;20;27;17 00;20;29;17 Hi. 227 00;20;29;21 00;20;32;18 - You're an idiot. - What? 228 00;20;32;21 00;20;34;21 You're an idiot. I've been sitting over there for 45 minutes... 229 00;20;35;02 00;20;36;22 waiting for you to come and talk to me. 230 00;20;37;02 00;20;39;13 But I'm tired now, and I have to go home. 231 00;20;39;18 00;20;42;04 I couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you. 232 00;20;42;09 00;20;44;06 - I'm Will. - Skylar. 233 00;20;44;09 00;20;46;06 - Skylar. - Oh, and by the way... 234 00;20;46;09 00;20;49;14 that guy over there... Michael Bolton clone... 235 00;20;49;19 00;20;51;14 He wasn't sitting with us, so to speak. 236 00;20;51;18 00;20;54;25 - I know. I kinda got that impression. - Good. Okay. 237 00;20;55;03 00;20;57;01 Well, I've got to go. 238 00;20;57;04 00;21;01;09 Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education. 239 00;21;01;13 00;21;03;15 - No, I didn't mean you. - That's all right. 240 00;21;03;18 00;21;07;07 There's my number. Maybe we can go out for coffee sometime. 241 00;21;07;11 00;21;11;01 All right, yeah. Maybe we can just get together and eat a bunch of caramels. 242 00;21;11;06 00;21;13;03 - What do you mean? - When you think about it... 243 00;21;13;06 00;21;18;01 - it's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee. - Oh. Yeah. Okay. 244 00;21;18;05 00;21;21;04 Uh, right, then. 245 00;21;21;08 00;21;24;18 Oh, come on. You're kidding. 246 00;21;27;06 00;21;29;03 Yo! 247 00;21;29;06 00;21;31;02 - Fuck you, bitch! - Fuck you. 248 00;21;31;06 00;21;34;21 - There goes them fuckin' barneys right now with his skiin' trip. - Hold on. 249 00;21;34;25 00;21;37;10 We should've beat that old bitch's ass. 250 00;21;44;16 00;21;46;14 Do you like apples? 251 00;21;48;01 00;21;49;22 - Yeah. - Yeah? 252 00;21;51;14 00;21;55;02 Well, I got her number! How do you like them apples? 253 00;21;59;05 00;22;04;18 We arrived tonight 254 00;22;04;22 00;22;06;01 The miles were over me 255 00;22;10;13 00;22;15;19 I turned off the light 256 00;22;16;24 00;22;20;21 So, come on, night 257 00;22;24;18 00;22;27;15 Everyone who's gone 258 00;22;30;13 00;22;34;03 Home to oblivion 259 00;22;35;11 00;22;40;22 So come home 260 00;22;41;01 00;22;45;14 So come on by 261 00;22;47;13 00;22;49;11 Come. 262 00;22;53;05 00;22;57;02 Excuse me? Is this the Buildings and Grounds office? 263 00;22;57;05 00;22;59;13 Yeah. What can I do for you? 264 00;22;59;16 00;23;01;16 I just need the name of a student who works here. 265 00;23;01;20 00;23;04;02 - No students work for me. - Could you please check? 266 00;23;04;06 00;23;06;08 I have this guy who works in my building. 267 00;23;06;11 00;23;08;20 - He's about this high. - Which one is your building? 268 00;23;08;24 00;23;11;21 - Two. - Two. Building two. 269 00;23;17;17 00;23;19;24 - Look, if anything was stolen, I should know about it. - No, it's nothing like that. 270 00;23;20;02 00;23;22;06 I just need his name. 271 00;23;22;11 00;23;26;07 - I can't give you his name unless you have a complaint. - This is Professor Lambeau. 272 00;23;26;11 00;23;28;08 And this is Professor Hayes. 273 00;23;28;14 00;23;30;09 Tom, please. 274 00;23;33;06 00;23;36;14 This is important. Please. 275 00;23;36;19 00;23;38;21 Will didn't show for work today. 276 00;23;38;25 00;23;42;14 Got this job through his P.O. You can call him. 277 00;23;42;17 00;23;46;16 - P.O.? - Yeah. Parole officer. 278 00;23;50;20 00;23;52;16 Thank you. 279 00;23;53;20 00;23;55;21 Asshole. 280 00;23;58;02 00;24;03;08 There is a lengthy legal precedent, Your Honor, going back to 1789... 281 00;24;03;12 00;24;06;12 whereby a defendant can claim self-defense against an agent of the government... 282 00;24;06;15 00;24;09;23 if that act is deemed a defense against tyranny, a defense of liberty. 283 00;24;10;00 00;24;12;02 Your Honor, Henry Ward Beecher... 284 00;24;12;05 00;24;15;23 - in Proverbs from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887, said, quote... - 1887? 285 00;24;16;01 00;24;17;20 - Excuse me. - This is the 20th century. 286 00;24;17;24 00;24;22;03 - He's gonna make a mockery. - I am afforded the right to speak in my own defense, sir... 287 00;24;22;07 00;24;24;23 by the Constitution of the United States. 288 00;24;25;02 00;24;26;21 - Don't tell me about the Constitution. - This guarantees my liberty. 289 00;24;26;24 00;24;29;10 "Liberty," in case you've forgotten, is a soul's right to breathe. 290 00;24;29;15 00;24;32;01 When it cannot take a long breath, laws are girded too tight. 291 00;24;32;05 00;24;34;11 - Without liberty, man is a syncope. - Man is a what? 292 00;24;34;15 00;24;37;16 - Ibid., Your Honor. - Son, my turn. 293 00;24;37;20 00;24;42;11 I've been sitting here for ten minutes now lookin'over this rap sheet of yours. 294 00;24;42;15 00;24;46;11 I just can't believe it. June '93, assault. 295 00;24;46;15 00;24;48;15 September '93, assault. 296 00;24;48;19 00;24;52;07 Grand theft auto, February of'94. 297 00;24;52;11 00;24;56;15 Where, apparently, you defended yourself and had the case thrown out by citing... 298 00;24;56;19 00;25;00;21 "free property rights of horse and carriage" from 1798. 299 00;25;01;01 00;25;04;13 Joke. January '95, impersonating an officer. 300 00;25;04;18 00;25;08;15 Mayhem, theft, resisting. All overturned. 301 00;25;08;19 00;25;12;16 I'm also aware that you've been through several foster homes. 302 00;25;12;19 00;25;16;18 The state removed you from three because of serious physical abuse. 303 00;25;16;19 00;25;21;03 You know, another judge might care, but you hit a cop. You're going in. 304 00;25;21;05 00;25;24;16 Motion to dismiss is denied. $50,000 bail. 305 00;25;24;20 00;25;26;07 Thank you. 306 00;25;26;11 00;25;27;23 Rise. 307 00;25;30;16 00;25;32;16 - Hello? - Uh, Skylar? 308 00;25;32;20 00;25;34;21 - Yep. - Hey, uh, it's Will. 309 00;25;35;01 00;25;36;15 - Who? - It's Will. 310 00;25;36;20 00;25;39;19 You know, the really funny, good-looking guy you met at the bar the other night. 311 00;25;39;24 00;25;43;12 I don't recall meeting anyone who matches that description. I think I'd remember. 312 00;25;43;17 00;25;47;02 Oh, all right, you got me. It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser... 313 00;25;47;05 00;25;49;03 who got hammered and wouldn't leave you alone all night. 314 00;25;49;05 00;25;53;05 Oh, Will! I remember. 315 00;25;53;09 00;25;56;15 How are you? I was wondering if you'd call me. 316 00;25;56;18 00;25;58;15 - Yeah, look, I was wondering... - Yo, what's up, baby? 317 00;25;58;18 00;26;02;20 - Hold on one second. - What you doing? Want some of my ass? 318 00;26;02;23 00;26;06;11 - Herve, I remember you from juvi. How you doing? - What you doing? 319 00;26;06;16 00;26;08;22 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 320 00;26;09;02 00;26;11;17 I was wonderin' maybe we could get together sometime this week. 321 00;26;11;23 00;26;15;19 - Sit out at a cafe. Maybe have some caramels. - Oh, that sounds wonderful. 322 00;26;15;23 00;26;18;16 - Yeah? - Yeah, sure. Where are you? 323 00;26;18;20 00;26;21;18 Uh, well, actually, this is just a shot in the dark... 324 00;26;21;21 00;26;25;21 but, uh, there's no chance that you're pre-law, is there? 325 00;26;30;06 00;26;32;02 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 326 00;26;33;06 00;26;35;02 Nice talking to ya. 327 00;26;37;19 00;26;39;20 What the fuck do you want? 328 00;26;39;24 00;26;42;17 I'm Gerald Lambeau. 329 00;26;42;23 00;26;45;19 Professor you told to fuck himself. 330 00;26;46;24 00;26;49;24 Well, what the fuck do you want? 331 00;26;50;04 00;26;54;03 I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed to release you under my supervision. 332 00;26;54;07 00;26;56;17 - Really? - Yeah. 333 00;27;01;25 00;27;04;13 - Under two conditions. - What are those? 334 00;27;04;17 00;27;07;05 First condition is that you meet with me every week. 335 00;27;07;10 00;27;10;16 - What for? - Go over the proof you're working on... 336 00;27;10;20 00;27;15;11 get into some more advanced... 337 00;27;15;16 00;27;18;14 combinatorial mathematics... 338 00;27;18;19 00;27;20;15 finite math. 339 00;27;22;22 00;27;24;18 Sounds like a real hoot. 340 00;27;26;05 00;27;29;09 And the second condition is that... 341 00;27;29;13 00;27;31;17 that you see a therapist. 342 00;27;35;14 00;27;38;21 I'm responsible to submit reports on those meetings. 343 00;27;39;01 00;27;43;24 If you fail to meet with any of those conditions, you will have to serve time. 344 00;27;44;03 00;27;48;12 All right. I'll do the math, but I'm not gonna meet with any fuckin' therapist. 345 00;27;48;17 00;27;52;13 It's better than spending that time in jail, isn't it? 346 00;28;56;07 00;29;00;09 I read your book, and "Mike" was havin'the same problems... 347 00;29;00;14 00;29;02;17 that "Chad," the stockbroker, was havin'. 348 00;29;02;22 00;29;05;20 Absolutely right. Right on the button. Good for you, Will. 349 00;29;05;24 00;29;07;21 - Very nice. - Thank you. 350 00;29;07;24 00;29;10;25 Will, the pressures... and I'm not judging them. 351 00;29;11;00 00;29;13;17 I'm not labeling them... 352 00;29;13;20 00;29;16;17 but they are destroying your potential. 353 00;29;16;21 00;29;21;20 No more shenanigans. No more tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo. 354 00;29;21;24 00;29;26;19 You're right. God, I know. 355 00;29;26;23 00;29;30;17 You're not gonna get off that easily. Come on, Will. A bit more. 356 00;29;30;21 00;29;35;19 - Well, I mean, I do do things, you know? - What... What kind of things? 357 00;29;36;00 00;29;38;12 I do things that, you know, I mean, I hide from people. 358 00;29;38;16 00;29;43;24 - You hide, do you? - No, no. I mean, I like... I go places. I interact. 359 00;29;44;01 00;29;46;01 - Really? What sort of places? - Just certain clubs. 360 00;29;46;05 00;29;48;05 More. That's nice. Yes. What sort of clubs? 361 00;29;48;09 00;29;50;17 Like, uh, like Fantasy. 362 00;29;50;21 00;29;54;07 Fantasy. That's nice. A bit more. 363 00;29;54;11 00;29;57;25 It's something like when you get in there, the music, like, owns you. 364 00;29;58;04 00;30;00;14 It's like that house music. It's like... Bom, bom, bom 365 00;30;00;17 00;30;03;10 Bom-bom-bom Boom, boom, boom, boom 366 00;30;03;16 00;30;06;01 - You know, you start dancin'. - Boom, boom, boom. Yeah. 367 00;30;06;06 00;30;08;12 It's just... 368 00;30;08;16 00;30;10;04 Yes. 369 00;30;13;24 00;30;16;10 Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay? 370 00;30;16;12 00;30;19;06 What are you talking about? What? 371 00;30;19;10 00;30;22;02 Look, buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump. 372 00;30;22;06 00;30;25;17 A jump? Are you... 373 00;30;25;21 00;30;27;18 I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you. 374 00;30;27;22 00;30;30;14 Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough. 375 00;30;30;17 00;30;34;13 What are you... P... Putting from the rough? What on earth are you talking about? 376 00;30;34;17 00;30;39;21 A difficult theorem could be like a symphony. 377 00;30;40;02 00;30;42;13 It's very erotic. 378 00;30;42;17 00;30;44;24 You go somewhere else. I can't handle this. 379 00;30;45;03 00;30;48;09 - Wow. - Thank you, Henry. 380 00;30;48;13 00;30;51;03 - Ah, Henry. - Hi, Gerry. 381 00;30;51;06 00;30;53;16 You know something? I can't do this pro bono work anymore. 382 00;30;53;19 00;30;56;05 - It's just not... It's not worth it. - What happened? 383 00;30;56;09 00;30;58;06 Well, I'm going on national television next week. 384 00;30;58;09 00;31;01;20 I mean, I haven't got time to tell you, much less talk to that raving looney in there. 385 00;31;01;23 00;31;04;20 An absolute lunatic, he is. 386 00;31;04;23 00;31;07;11 Henry. 387 00;31;07;14 00;31;10;04 Okay, you are in your bed, Will. 388 00;31;10;10 00;31;13;21 Now, how old are you? 389 00;31;15;03 00;31;17;01 Seven. 390 00;31;17;04 00;31;19;01 What do you see? 391 00;31;20;23 00;31;23;11 Something's in my room. 392 00;31;23;15 00;31;26;03 What is it? 393 00;31;26;06 00;31;31;05 It's like a... It's a figure. It's hoverin' over me. 394 00;31;31;09 00;31;34;20 You are in a safe place, Will. 395 00;31;34;24 00;31;38;10 It's t... It's touchin' me. 396 00;31;38;14 00;31;41;10 Where is it touching you? 397 00;31;41;15 00;31;43;24 It's touching me down there... 398 00;31;45;16 00;31;47;15 and I'm nervous. 399 00;31;47;21 00;31;51;13 You don't have to be nervous, Will. 400 00;31;51;16 00;31;55;10 We start dancin' and dancin'. 401 00;31;55;14 00;31;57;09 It's just beautiful... 402 00;31;57;12 00;31;59;09 'cause we can make... 403 00;31;59;12 00;32;04;22 a lot of love before the sun goes down. 404 00;32;04;25 00;32;08;24 Skyrockets in flight 405 00;32;09;02 00;32;11;20 Afternoon delight 406 00;32;11;23 00;32;15;08 - Hey, hey, hey, afternoon delight - Jesus. 407 00;32;15;13 00;32;19;11 Skyrockets in flight Da-da-da-da 408 00;32;19;15 00;32;23;00 - I'm sorry, Rich. - I have better things to do with my time. 409 00;32;23;04 00;32;26;15 Hey, hey, afternoon delight Come on! One dance! 410 00;32;26;19 00;32;29;13 You really hypnotized me, you know? 411 00;32;29;15 00;32;33;10 - For God's sake, Will. - What? Oh, come on. He left. You can't pin that on me. 412 00;32;33;13 00;32;36;18 - I told you to cooperate with these people. - Look... 413 00;32;36;21 00;32;39;04 - into my eyes. - Get out, Will. 414 00;32;39;08 00;32;41;20 I don't need therapy. 415 00;32;41;24 00;32;45;17 That's enough. Get out! 416 00;32;45;21 00;32;49;23 - I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see... - Oh, what's the use? 417 00;32;50;03 00;32;52;01 What do you want to do? 418 00;32;54;03 00;32;58;15 - Well, there's someone. - Who is he? 419 00;32;58;20 00;33;04;01 He used to be my, uh... my roommate in college. 420 00;33;07;17 00;33;11;15 Trust. Very important in a relationship. 421 00;33;11;17 00;33;13;16 It's also very important in a clinical situation. 422 00;33;13;19 00;33;16;13 Why is trust the most important thing... 423 00;33;16;17 00;33;20;25 in making a breakthrough with a client? 424 00;33;21;04 00;33;25;15 Maureen, stop the oral fixation for a moment and join us. 425 00;33;25;21 00;33;29;07 - Vinnie. - Um... 426 00;33;29;12 00;33;32;09 Because, uh... 427 00;33;32;14 00;33;35;11 Trust is, uh... Trust is life. 428 00;33;35;15 00;33;39;03 Wow. That's very deep. Thank you, Vinnie. 429 00;33;39;07 00;33;41;23 Next time, get the notes from your brother. 430 00;33;42;02 00;33;45;09 If a patient doesn't feel safe enough trust you, then they won't be honest with you. 431 00;33;45;12 00;33;47;15 Then there's really no point for them being in therapy. 432 00;33;47;18 00;33;51;19 I mean, hey, if they don't trust you, you're never gonna get them to sleep with you. 433 00;33;51;22 00;33;54;21 That should be the goal of any good therapist. Nail 'em while they're vulnerable. 434 00;33;55;01 00;33;56;15 That's my motto. 435 00;33;56;20 00;33;59;06 Oh, good, everyone's back. Welcome back, everybody. 436 00;34;00;18 00;34;04;11 - Hello, Sean. - Hey, Gerry. 437 00;34;06;15 00;34;11;15 Um, ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of greatness. 438 00;34;11;19 00;34;15;17 Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal winner for combinatorial mathematics. 439 00;34;15;21 00;34;18;14 - Hello. - Anyone know what the Field's medal is? 440 00;34;18;18 00;34;21;10 It's a really big deal. It's like the Nobel prize for math. 441 00;34;21;14 00;34;26;13 Except they only give it out once every four years. It's a great thing. 442 00;34;26;17 00;34;29;17 It's an amazing honor. Okay, everybody, that's it for today. 443 00;34;29;23 00;34;33;07 Thanks. We'll see you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud. 444 00;34;33;10 00;34;36;17 Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. Thank you. 445 00;34;38;15 00;34;41;05 - How are you? - It's good to see you. 446 00;34;41;09 00;34;43;06 Good to see you. 447 00;34;43;09 00;34;46;20 - Sean, I think I got something interesting for ya. - Yeah? 448 00;34;46;24 00;34;49;11 What, you have to have blood and urine? What's up? 449 00;34;49;15 00;34;51;20 Why didn't you come to the reunion? 450 00;34;51;24 00;34;55;08 You know, I'm... I've been busy. 451 00;34;55;12 00;34;57;08 - You were missed. - Really? 452 00;34;57;12 00;35;01;20 - So how long has it been since we've seen each other? - Before Nancy died. 453 00;35;01;25 00;35;03;18 Yeah, I'm sorry. 454 00;35;03;23 00;35;06;14 I was in Paris. It was that damn conference. 455 00;35;06;19 00;35;08;07 I got your card. It was nice. 456 00;35;13;24 00;35;15;16 - Come here. - Now that's a takedown. 457 00;35;15;20 00;35;19;15 Hey, what happened? Did you get leniency or what? 458 00;35;19;20 00;35;24;10 I got, uh, probation and then counseling two days a week. 459 00;35;24;15 00;35;28;02 Joke. You're a smoothie. Come on, Morgan! Just submit! 460 00;35;30;13 00;35;32;11 Hey, Bill, just-just get off him. We're gonna miss the game. 461 00;35;32;13 00;35;34;12 - I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy. - Sean, Sean. 462 00;35;34;16 00;35;37;15 This-This boy is incredible. I've never seen anything like him. 463 00;35;37;19 00;35;41;03 What makes him so incredible, Gerry? 464 00;35;41;05 00;35;45;05 - You ever heard of Ramanujan? - Yeah, yeah. No. 465 00;35;45;09 00;35;49;24 It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago. He was Indian. 466 00;35;50;05 00;35;52;24 - Dots, not feathers. - Not feathers. Yeah. 467 00;35;53;01 00;35;54;24 He lived in this tiny hut somewhere in India. 468 00;35;55;01 00;35;57;11 He had no formal education. 469 00;35;57;14 00;36;00;01 - He had no access to any scientific work. - Coffee? 470 00;36;00;04 00;36;02;08 - You, sir? - Just a little. 471 00;36;02;12 00;36;04;20 But he came across this old math book... 472 00;36;04;23 00;36;07;12 and from the simple text, he was able to extrapolate theories... 473 00;36;07;16 00;36;09;12 that had baffled mathematicians for years. 474 00;36;09;17 00;36;12;16 Yes. Continued fractions. He wrote, uh... 475 00;36;12;23 00;36;16;21 - Well, he mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge. - Yeah, Cambridge. Yeah. 476 00;36;17;01 00;36;20;07 - And Hardy immediately recognized the brilliance of his work... - Mm-hmm. 477 00;36;20;10 00;36;23;22 and brought him over to England, and then they worked together for years... 478 00;36;24;01 00;36;26;11 creating some of the most exciting math theory ever done. 479 00;36;26;15 00;36;28;21 This-This Ramanujan... 480 00;36;28;25 00;36;32;23 his-his genius was unparalleled, Sean. 481 00;36;33;01 00;36;36;10 - Well, this boy's just like that. - Hmm. 482 00;36;36;14 00;36;40;01 - But he's...he's a bit defensive. - Hmm. 483 00;36;40;05 00;36;42;02 I need someone who can get through to him. 484 00;36;42;08 00;36;45;18 - Like me? - Yeah, like you. 485 00;36;45;23 00;36;48;22 - Why? - Well, because you have the same kind of background. 486 00;36;49;02 00;36;52;08 - What background? - Well, you're from the same neighborhood. 487 00;36;52;11 00;36;55;17 - He's from Southie? - Yeah. 488 00;36;55;21 00;36;58;13 Boy genius from Southie. 489 00;36;58;17 00;37;02;19 - How many shrinks you go to before me? - Five. 490 00;37;02;22 00;37;07;06 - Let me guess. Barry? Henry? Not Rick? - Yeah. Yeah. 491 00;37;07;10 00;37;10;10 - Sean, please, just meet with him once a week. - Mm-hmm. 492 00;37;10;13 00;37;12;11 Please? 493 00;37;15;15 00;37;18;18 It's a poker game with this kid. Don't let him know what you've got. 494 00;37;18;24 00;37;21;23 He probably even read your book, if he could find it. 495 00;37;22;03 00;37;24;10 It's gonna be hard for him to find. 496 00;37;24;14 00;37;25;23 - Hi, Will. - Hi. 497 00;37;26;02 00;37;27;23 This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting. 498 00;37;28;02 00;37;29;22 How are ya? 499 00;37;34;10 00;37;36;06 - Yeah. Let's get started. - Yeah, let's do it. 500 00;37;36;11 00;37;38;10 I'm pumped. Let's let the healing begin. 501 00;37;38;14 00;37;41;25 - Will you excuse us? - Yeah, please, Tom. 502 00;37;42;03 00;37;44;16 You, too, Gerry. 503 00;37;44;21 00;37;46;17 Yeah, of course. 504 00;37;52;05 00;37;54;01 How are you? 505 00;37;56;04 00;37;58;10 Where you from in Southie? 506 00;37;58;14 00;38;01;09 - I like what you've done with the place. - Oh, thanks. 507 00;38;01;13 00;38;03;16 Do you buy all these books retail... 508 00;38;03;20 00;38;07;20 or do you send away for, like, a “shrink kit" that comes with all these volumes included? 509 00;38;07;24 00;38;11;11 - Do you like books? - Yeah. 510 00;38;11;15 00;38;13;16 - Did you read any of these books? - I don't know. 511 00;38;13;20 00;38;16;12 - How about any of these books? - Probably not. 512 00;38;16;17 00;38;20;06 What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those? 513 00;38;20;10 00;38;24;08 - Yeah, I read those. - Good for you. What do you think about 'em? 514 00;38;24;12 00;38;27;07 I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read 'em? 515 00;38;27;11 00;38;29;04 I did. I had to. 516 00;38;29;09 00;38;32;17 - Must've taken you a long time. - Yeah, it did. 517 00;38;39;10 00;38;44;05 United States of America: A Complete History, Volume I. 518 00;38;54;17 00;38;58;04 Jesus. If you wanna read a real history book... 519 00;38;58;09 00;39;00;07 read Howard Zinn's A People's History in the United States. 520 00;39;00;10 00;39;02;08 That book'll fuckin' knock you on your ass. 521 00;39;02;10 00;39;04;09 Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent? 522 00;39;04;13 00;39;09;05 - Do you think that's a good book? - You fuckin' people baffle me. 523 00;39;09;10 00;39;13;22 You spend all your money on these fuckin' fancy books. You surround yourselves with 'em. 524 00;39;14;00 00;39;16;09 - They're the wrong fuckin' books. - What are the right fuckin'books, Will? 525 00;39;16;13 00;39;20;19 - Whatever blows your hair back. - Yeah. Haven't got much hair left. 526 00;39;20;23 00;39;23;10 Hey, you know you'd be better shoving that cigarette up your ass. 527 00;39;23;14 00;39;25;16 - It'd probably be healthier for you. - Yeah, I know. 528 00;39;25;19 00;39;29;04 - It really gets in the way of my yoga. - You work out, huh? 529 00;39;29;09 00;39;32;06 - What, you lift? - Yeah. 530 00;39;32;08 00;39;34;19 - Nautilus? - No, free weights. 531 00;39;34;23 00;39;36;07 - Oh, really? Free weights, huh? - Yeah. Yeah, big time. 532 00;39;36;10 00;39;37;15 - Yeah? - Just like that. 533 00;39;37;19 00;39;42;10 - What do you bench? - 285. What do you bench? 534 00;39;42;14 00;39;44;15 You paint that? 535 00;39;44;19 00;39;46;15 - Yeah. Do you paint? - Uh-uh. 536 00;39;46;19 00;39;50;05 - Do you sculpt? - No. 537 00;39;50;09 00;39;52;15 Do you like art? 538 00;39;52;19 00;39;56;25 - Do you like music? - This is a real piece of shit. 539 00;39;57;02 00;39;58;25 Oh, tell me what you really think. 540 00;39;59;02 00;40;04;17 Just the linear and impressionistic mix makes a very muddled composition. 541 00;40;04;23 00;40;08;24 It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except you got whitey rowin' the boat there. 542 00;40;09;04 00;40;11;02 Well, it's art, Monet. It wasn't very good. 543 00;40;11;04 00;40;13;14 - That's not really what concerns me though. - What concerns you? 544 00;40;13;19 00;40;16;01 - Just the coloring. - You know what the real bitch of it is? 545 00;40;16;06 00;40;18;05 It's paint-by-number. 546 00;40;18;10 00;40;20;18 Is it color-by-number? Because the colors are fascinating to me. 547 00;40;20;22 00;40;22;07 - Aren't they really? - You bet. 548 00;40;22;11 00;40;26;01 I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off. 549 00;40;26;05 00;40;27;17 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 550 00;40;27;21 00;40;31;11 Think I should move to the south of France, change my name to "Vincent"? 551 00;40;31;15 00;40;34;21 - You ever heard the sayin', "any port in a storm"? - Yeah. 552 00;40;34;25 00;40;37;23 - Yeah, maybe that means you. - In what way? 553 00;40;38;02 00;40;41;11 - Maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin' storm. - Yeah, maybe. 554 00;40;41;15 00;40;44;17 The sky's fallin' on your head. The waves are crashin' over your little boat. 555 00;40;44;22 00;40;46;21 The oars are about to snap. 556 00;40;47;00 00;40;48;23 You just piss in your pants. You're cryin' for the harbor. 557 00;40;49;02 00;40;51;04 So maybe you do what you gotta do to get out. 558 00;40;51;08 00;40;53;14 You know, maybe you became a psychologist. 559 00;40;53;18 00;40;57;04 Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now. You start with me. Come on. 560 00;40;59;16 00;41;05;01 - Maybe you married the wrong woman. - Maybe you should watch your mouth! 561 00;41;05;03 00;41;07;25 Watch it right there, chief, all right? 562 00;41;10;00 00;41;11;20 Ah. 563 00;41;15;18 00;41;18;04 That's it, isn't it? 564 00;41;18;10 00;41;21;20 You married the wrong woman. 565 00;41;21;24 00;41;26;12 What happened? What, did she leave you? 566 00;41;26;16 00;41;29;14 Was she, you know... banging some other guy? 567 00;41;31;16 00;41;34;09 If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. 568 00;41;34;12 00;41;36;13 I will fuckin' end you. 569 00;41;36;17 00;41;40;02 Got that, chief? 570 00;41;40;05 00;41;42;02 Time's up. 571 00;41;42;06 00;41;44;12 Yeah. 572 00;41;57;20 00;41;59;18 At ease, gentlemen. 573 00;42;05;22 00;42;07;18 You okay? 574 00;42;13;05 00;42;17;03 Look, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet with him again. 575 00;42;17;09 00;42;20;23 Thursday, 4:00. Make sure the kid's here. 576 00;42;22;22 00;42;25;05 Yeah. 577 00;42;25;09 00;42;27;05 Thanks. 578 00;43;34;17 00;43;36;15 - Thank you very much. - They're just beautiful. 579 00;43;36;16 00;43;40;13 - Yes, I always wanted dark blue eye shadow. - Wonderful. 580 00;43;43;05 00;43;46;13 Growing up in England, you know, I went to a very nice school. 581 00;43;46;17 00;43;51;23 You know, it was kind of progressive, organic, do-it-yourself, private school. 582 00;43;52;01 00;43;56;11 Then Harvard. Hopefully med school. 583 00;43;56;16 00;43;58;12 You know, I figured out, by the end... 584 00;43;58;17 00;44;02;23 my brain's gonna be worth $250,000. 585 00;44;03;00 00;44;06;11 That sounded horrible, didn't it? 586 00;44;06;15 00;44;09;05 Bring me another mai tai! 587 00;44;09;10 00;44;13;10 Yeah, that's cool. I mean, I bet your parents were happy to pay. 588 00;44;13;14 00;44;17;10 No, I was happy to pay. I inherited the money. 589 00;44;17;13 00;44;20;22 Wow. Is Harvard gettin' all that money? 590 00;44;21;01 00;44;23;25 No, Stanford. I'm going there in June when I graduate. 591 00;44;24;03 00;44;29;02 All right, so you just wanted to use this sailor and then run away, huh? 592 00;44;29;06 00;44;32;10 I was gonna, you know, experiment on you for anatomy class first, obviously. 593 00;44;32;15 00;44;34;20 In that case, that's fine. 594 00;44;35;00 00;44;37;17 - Hey, you wanna see my magic tricks, Skylar? - Of course. 595 00;44;37;20 00;44;40;23 All right. Promise to... 596 00;44;41;03 00;44;43;06 All right. 597 00;44;43;11 00;44;47;00 - This one's for you, Rudolph. - Wait, wait. You need my wand. 598 00;44;47;04 00;44;49;23 All right, give me a hit. Thank you. All right. 599 00;44;50;01 00;44;51;23 I'm gonna make all these caramels disappear. 600 00;44;52;01 00;44;54;20 You ready? Ready. 601 00;44;54;24 00;44;57;11 One, two, three. 602 00;44;57;15 00;45;00;13 They're all gone. 603 00;45;00;17 00;45;03;03 That was my... It works better when I have my rabbit. 604 00;45;03;08 00;45;06;06 Well... 605 00;45;06;11 00;45;08;23 I don't really date, you know, that much. 606 00;45;09;03 00;45;13;24 How very unfortunate... I think for me. 607 00;45;14;04 00;45;17;07 You know what I mean? I know you've been thinking about it. 608 00;45;17;10 00;45;19;08 - Oh, no, I haven't. - Yes, you have. 609 00;45;19;10 00;45;22;01 - No, I really haven't. - Yes, you have. You were hoping to get a good night kiss. 610 00;45;22;05 00;45;25;05 No, you know, I tell ya, I was hopin' to get a good night laid. 611 00;45;27;20 00;45;30;06 But I'll settle for, like, a kiss, you know? 612 00;45;30;10 00;45;33;02 - How very noble of you. - Thank you. 613 00;45;33;06 00;45;36;17 - Mm. - No, I was... I was hopin' for a kiss. 614 00;45;38;04 00;45;42;05 Well, why don't we just get it out of the way now? 615 00;45;42;10 00;45;44;20 - Right now? - Yeah. 616 00;45;44;23 00;45;46;20 Come on. 617 00;45;55;00 00;45;58;00 I think I got some of your pickle. 618 00;46;08;16 00;46;11;01 You again, huh? 619 00;46;13;01 00;46;15;05 Come with me. 620 00;46;21;05 00;46;26;13 So what's this? A Taster's Choice moment between guys? 621 00;46;26;16 00;46;31;04 This is really nice. You got a thing for swans? Is this, like, a fetish? 622 00;46;31;07 00;46;33;14 Is it something, like, maybe we need to devote some time to? 623 00;46;35;14 00;46;40;20 - Thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting. - Oh. 624 00;46;40;24 00;46;43;20 Stayed up half the night thinking about it. 625 00;46;45;03 00;46;47;04 Something occurred to me. 626 00;46;47;09 00;46;51;20 I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. 627 00;46;52;01 00;46;54;24 - You know what occurred to me? - No. 628 00;46;55;02 00;46;59;11 You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. 629 00;46;59;15 00;47;02;15 - Why, thank you. - It's all right. 630 00;47;02;20 00;47;05;03 You've never been out of Boston. 631 00;47;07;10 00;47;09;06 Nope. 632 00;47;09;10 00;47;11;11 So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny... 633 00;47;11;15 00;47;14;03 on every art book ever written. 634 00;47;14;07 00;47;17;24 Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. 635 00;47;18;04 00;47;21;17 Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope. 636 00;47;21;23 00;47;26;16 Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? 637 00;47;26;19 00;47;31;03 I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. 638 00;47;32;23 00;47;37;06 You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. 639 00;47;40;01 00;47;42;11 Seeing that. 640 00;47;42;16 00;47;44;11 If I ask you about women... 641 00;47;44;16 00;47;48;05 you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. 642 00;47;48;08 00;47;51;06 You may have even been laid a few times. 643 00;47;56;10 00;47;59;15 But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman... 644 00;47;59;19 00;48;02;04 and feel truly happy. 645 00;48;05;06 00;48;07;02 You're a tough kid. 646 00;48;08;25 00;48;12;20 I ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right? 647 00;48;12;22 00;48;16;07 "Once more into the breach, dear friends." 648 00;48;17;15 00;48;20;16 But you've never been near one. 649 00;48;20;19 00;48;23;11 You've never held your best friend's head in your lap... 650 00;48;23;16 00;48;28;00 and watch him gasp his last breath lookin' to you for help. 651 00;48;30;01 00;48;35;03 If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet... 652 00;48;35;06 00;48;39;07 but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. 653 00;48;39;10 00;48;43;16 Known someone that could level you with her eyes. 654 00;48;43;20 00;48;48;05 Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you... 655 00;48;48;08 00;48;51;06 who could rescue you from the depths of hell. 656 00;48;51;10 00;48;54;12 And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel... 657 00;48;54;16 00;48;57;16 to have that love for her be there forever. 658 00;48;57;22 00;49;02;06 Through anything. Through cancer. 659 00;49;02;10 00;49;04;15 And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospital room... 660 00;49;04;19 00;49;06;19 for two months, holding her hand... 661 00;49;06;23 00;49;08;20 because the doctors could see in your eyes... 662 00;49;08;23 00;49;13;09 that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. 663 00;49;13;13 00;49;15;15 You don't know about real loss... 664 00;49;15;19 00;49;20;18 'cause that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. 665 00;49;20;21 00;49;24;19 I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. 666 00;49;27;04 00;49;32;03 I look at you. I don't see an intelligent, confident man. 667 00;49;34;13 00;49;37;22 I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. 668 00;49;39;18 00;49;42;24 But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. 669 00;49;43;03 00;49;46;14 No one could possibly understand the depths of you. 670 00;49;46;17 00;49;49;17 But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. 671 00;49;49;21 00;49;52;17 You ripped my fuckin' life apart. 672 00;49;56;06 00;49;58;16 You're an orphan, right? 673 00;50;02;14 00;50;06;13 Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been... 674 00;50;06;18 00;50;09;04 how you feel, who you are... 675 00;50;09;09 00;50;12;18 because I read Oliver Twist? 676 00;50;12;21 00;50;15;01 Does that encapsulate you? 677 00;50;17;10 00;50;20;08 Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because... 678 00;50;20;10 00;50;22;13 You know what? I can't learn anything from you... 679 00;50;22;17 00;50;25;00 I can't read in some fuckin' book. 680 00;50;26;23 00;50;28;24 Unless you wanna talk about you... 681 00;50;29;02 00;50;30;24 who you are. 682 00;50;32;12 00;50;36;08 And I'm fascinated. I'm in. 683 00;50;38;15 00;50;41;13 But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport? 684 00;50;43;22 00;50;46;19 You're terrified of what you might say. 685 00;50;51;20 00;50;53;16 Your move, chief. 686 00;52;01;07 00;52;03;15 Hello? Hello? 687 00;52;03;18 00;52;06;13 Hello? 688 00;52;06;17 00;52;09;13 Professor Valenti, are you calling me again? 689 00;52;12;12 00;52;14;08 Freak. 690 00;52;18;09 00;52;20;20 - Oh, God. - Christ, who did you call? 691 00;52;21;00 00;52;23;11 - No one. I forgot the number. - You fuckin'retarded? 692 00;52;23;15 00;52;26;01 You went all the way out there in the rain, and you didn't bring the number. 693 00;52;26;05 00;52;30;05 No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters. 694 00;52;30;05 00;52;32;16 Why don't we get off on mothers? I just got off yours. 695 00;52;32;20 00;52;34;21 That's pretty funny, Morgan. 696 00;52;35;00 00;52;37;10 That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch. 697 00;52;37;13 00;52;39;20 - Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens. - All right, then, Morgan. 698 00;52;39;23 00;52;41;17 - Watch what happens. - All right, then, Morgan. 699 00;52;41;21 00;52;43;20 Keep fuckin' with me. 700 00;52;50;00 00;52;51;23 No smoking. 701 00;53;23;23 00;53;26;11 What do you mean, he didn't talk? You were in there for an hour. 702 00;53;26;16 00;53;29;20 He just sat there counting the seconds until the session was over. 703 00;53;29;24 00;53;32;15 - Pretty impressive, actually. - Why would he do that? 704 00;53;32;19 00;53;36;17 To prove to me he doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to. 705 00;53;36;20 00;53;40;16 What is this? Some kind of staring contest between two kids from the old neighborhood? 706 00;53;40;20 00;53;44;13 Yeah, it is, and I can't talk first. 707 00;53;49;17 00;53;52;17 - A tree structure won't work. - Look now. He's joining the two vertices. 708 00;53;52;20 00;53;55;06 But I can do the sum. 709 00;53;55;10 00;53;57;19 - It's how you group the terms, Alexander. - But, Gerry. 710 00;53;57;24 00;53;59;21 If we do the whole thing this way, then... 711 00;53;59;24 00;54;02;16 Hey, look, look. 712 00;54;02;20 00;54;06;04 I wrote it down. It's simpler this way. 713 00;54;16;19 00;54;19;15 Sometimes people get lucky. 714 00;54;19;18 00;54;21;16 You're a brilliant man. 715 00;54;58;25 00;55;01;12 You know, I was on this plane once... 716 00;55;01;17 00;55;04;11 and I'm sittin' there, and... 717 00;55;04;16 00;55;06;12 the captain gets on, he does his whole, you know... 718 00;55;06;16 00;55;09;03 "we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet," but then he puts the mike down. 719 00;55;09;08 00;55;11;22 - He forgets to turn it off. - Mm-hmm. 720 00;55;12;01 00;55;13;23 So he turns to the copilot. He's, like... 721 00;55;14;01 00;55;18;16 "You know, all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." 722 00;55;18;20 00;55;21;07 So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane... 723 00;55;21;10 00;55;23;00 to tell him the microphone's still on. 724 00;55;23;05 00;55;26;10 This guy in the back of the plane's like, " Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee." 725 00;55;26;15 00;55;29;25 You ever been on a plane? 726 00;55;30;03 00;55;33;02 No, but it's a fuckin'joke. It works better if I tell it in the first person. 727 00;55;33;05 00;55;35;02 Yeah, it does. 728 00;55;38;09 00;55;40;04 I have been laid, you know? 729 00;55;40;09 00;55;42;12 Really? Good for you. 730 00;55;42;17 00;55;44;13 - Big time, big time. - Big time, huh? 731 00;55;44;17 00;55;47;18 I went on a date last week. 732 00;55;47;22 00;55;50;19 - How'd it go? - It was good. 733 00;55;50;23 00;55;52;19 - Goin' out again? - I don't know. 734 00;55;52;23 00;55;54;13 - Why? - Haven't called her. 735 00;55;54;16 00;55;57;23 - Christ, you're an amateur. - I know what I'm doin'. 736 00;55;58;01 00;56;02;06 Yeah. Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doin'. 737 00;56;02;11 00;56;04;20 Yeah, but this girl was, like, you know, beautiful. 738 00;56;04;23 00;56;09;07 She's smart. She's fun. She's different from most of the girls I've been with. 739 00;56;09;11 00;56;13;04 - So call her up, Romeo. - Why, so I can realize she's not that smart. 740 00;56;13;10 00;56;15;15 That she's fuckin' boring? You know, I mean, you don't... 741 00;56;15;20 00;56;19;04 This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect right now. I don't wanna ruin that. 742 00;56;19;08 00;56;23;04 Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't wanna ruin that. 743 00;56;24;21 00;56;27;03 But I think that's a super philosophy, Will. 744 00;56;27;06 00;56;33;02 That way, you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody. 745 00;56;35;10 00;56;37;07 My wife used to fart when she was nervous. 746 00;56;37;12 00;56;40;10 She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. 747 00;56;40;14 00;56;43;01 You know, she used to fart in her sleep. 748 00;56;43;06 00;56;46;01 Just thought I'd share that with you. 749 00;56;46;06 00;56;48;17 One night it was so loud, it woke the dog up. 750 00;56;52;16 00;56;54;12 She woke up and gone, like, "Was that you?" 751 00;56;54;16 00;56;57;17 I said, "Yeah." I didn't have the heart to tell her. Oh, God. 752 00;56;57;20 00;56;59;24 - She woke herself up? - Yes. 753 00;57;05;03 00;57;10;08 Oh, Christ. But, Will, she's been dead two years and that's the shit I remember. 754 00;57;10;12 00;57;13;14 It's wonderful stuff, you know? Little things like that. 755 00;57;13;17 00;57;17;15 Yeah, but those are the things I miss the most. 756 00;57;17;20 00;57;20;18 Those little idiosyncrasies that only I knew about. 757 00;57;20;20 00;57;23;07 That's what made her my wife. 758 00;57;23;12 00;57;26;20 Boy, and she had the goods on me too. She knew all my little peccadillos. 759 00;57;26;23 00;57;31;06 People call these things "imperfections," but they're not. 760 00;57;31;10 00;57;34;01 That's the good stuff. 761 00;57;34;05 00;57;38;19 And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds. 762 00;57;38;23 00;57;40;20 You're not perfect, sport. 763 00;57;40;23 00;57;43;14 And let me save you the suspense. 764 00;57;43;18 00;57;46;22 This girl you met, she isn't perfect either. 765 00;57;47;01 00;57;50;20 But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other. 766 00;57;51;00 00;57;55;06 That's the whole deal. That's what intimacy is all about. 767 00;57;55;10 00;57;57;07 Now you can know everything in the world, sport... 768 00;57;57;10 00;58;00;10 but the only way you're findin' out that one is by givin' it a shot. 769 00;58;00;15 00;58;03;03 You certainly won't learn from an old fucker like me. 770 00;58;03;09 00;58;06;23 Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell a pissant like you. 771 00;58;07;01 00;58;08;25 Yeah, why not? 772 00;58;09;02 00;58;12;19 You told me every other fuckin' thing. Jesus Christ. 773 00;58;12;22 00;58;15;15 Fuckin' talk more than any shrink I ever seen in my life. 774 00;58;15;19 00;58;19;18 I teach the shit. I didn't say I knew how to do it. 775 00;58;19;22 00;58;21;18 Yeah. 776 00;58;24;24 00;58;27;12 You ever think about gettin' remarried? 777 00;58;27;18 00;58;30;04 My wife's dead. 778 00;58;30;09 00;58;33;10 - Hence the word "remarried." - She's dead. 779 00;58;36;02 00;58;39;05 Yeah, well, I think that's a super philosophy, Sean. 780 00;58;39;10 00;58;41;12 I mean, that way, you can actually go through the rest of your life... 781 00;58;41;15 00;58;44;04 without ever really knowing anybody. 782 00;58;46;18 00;58;48;20 Time's up. 783 00;59;03;04 00;59;05;07 - Hold it open. - Okay. 784 00;59;05;12 00;59;08;18 Thanks. 785 00;59;19;01 00;59;22;17 I am happy with you 786 00;59;22;21 00;59;26;19 I know I'm about to love you 787 00;59;26;23 00;59;32;02 Yeah, yeah, yeah You know him 788 00;59;32;08 00;59;35;16 Oh, my, you made me... 789 00;59;35;18 00;59;38;23 "G" minor seventh. Saddest of all chords. 790 00;59;40;09 00;59;42;06 - Hello. - Hey. 791 00;59;42;09 00;59;46;13 - Where have you been? - I'm sorry. I've been, like... I've been really busy, and... 792 00;59;46;16 00;59;49;04 - But, um... - Mmm. Me too. 793 00;59;49;09 00;59;54;12 Yeah. I... I thought you'd call. 794 00;59;54;15 00;59;56;16 Yeah, um... 795 00;59;56;20 01;00;00;02 - I mean, we had a really good time. - I had a really good time too. 796 01;00;00;07 01;00;02;08 I mean, I just... I... 797 01;00;02;12 01;00;04;13 I'm sorry, you know. I blew it. 798 01;00;04;18 01;00;06;19 No. No, I mean, you know, it's all right. 799 01;00;06;24 01;00;10;01 Yeah, um, so, I was wonderin' if, uh... 800 01;00;10;06 01;00;12;02 if, you know, you'd give me another crack at it. 801 01;00;12;06 01;00;14;18 You know, let me take you out again. 802 01;00;14;22 01;00;17;10 - I can't. - All right. 803 01;00;17;15 01;00;20;23 Oh, no, I didn't... I didn't mean I can't, like, ever. 804 01;00;21;00 01;00;22;23 I just can't right now. 805 01;00;23;00 01;00;25;25 I've got to assign the proton spectrum for "ebogamine." 806 01;00;26;03 01;00;30;01 All that sounds really, really interesting. It's actually fantastically boring. 807 01;00;30;05 01;00;33;01 - All right, um... - Maybe some other time. 808 01;00;33;05 01;00;37;03 - Like tomorrow? - Um, yeah, all right. 809 01;00;37;08 01;00;39;17 - Okay. - Okay. 810 01;00;39;22 01;00;42;03 - Bye. - Bye. 811 01;00;53;21 01;00;56;08 What are you doing here? 812 01;00;56;11 01;00;58;16 I couldn't wait till tomorrow. 813 01;00;58;21 01;01;01;18 Where the fuck did you get this? 814 01;01;01;21 01;01;03;21 I had to sleep with someone in your class. 815 01;01;04;01 01;01;09;14 Oh, I hope it was someone with the open-toed sandals and the really bad breath. 816 01;01;10;08 01;01;16;20 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org